Archive for November, 2008

Blugh. I’m still full. Are you? I hope everyone had as wonderful of a Thanksgiving as I did. My holiday adventure began on Tuesday. I was NOT feeling very well, was very tired and missing my purse, wallet, keys, iPod and half of my brain apparently. Thankfully angels surrounded the faithful XTerra and we made […]

I’m going out on a limb with this one. OK, that’s an understatement; I’m going to tap dance all over the limb with this blog. I may have a witch hunt after me for posting this, but none the less, here I go! Tap! Tap! Tap! For those of you who don’t know, I am […]

Mark my words… I’m going to write a new book. And I think the title of this blog might double as the title of this best seller that I’m planning for. I know it’s cliché for widows and divorcees to spout off, “The dating world has changed!” but guess, what folks? The dating world HAS […]

There’s an old saying “You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.”  I’m not sure if that’s true or not in the literal sense, seeing as how I used vinegar once to trap a whole mess of fruit flies, but that is neither here nor there.  The little quip is often stated in reference […]

If you are my “real world” friend you will know that I use my cell phone for everything, including managing my shopping lists.  Let me copy and paste for you my shopping list for today: BreadMilkCheeseSausageTomato SaucePeanut ButterVodka… lots of VodkaGround BeefChickenYogurt Now let me tell you about my day.  It’s Saturday and it’s very […]

Many years ago I had a crush on a delivery guy at my office. Do you remember the old Diet Coke commercials with the women who would line up and wait for the construction guy next door to go on his Diet Coke break? That was me and the Delivery Guy. I waited by the […]

**Originally Posted for my MySpace Blog. If you’re not my Myspace friend find me at** Well, I’ve promised this blog to a few people so here it is. Since the day that my MySpace relationship status changed to Single, I’ve gotten some interesting friend requests and it got me wondering, “are there only weirdos […]