Archive for December, 2008

If you haven’t already read it, the prequel to this blog is The New Phone Lasted Umm… 36 Hours. Maybe. Long story short, I am on my ninth cell phone in a little over a year. It’s kind of sad. The sheer hell that I am on electronics has become a household joke. Earlier this […]


Maybe this blog should be reserved for my private journal, but oh well; you guys have walked with me through the fire up until this point, so I might as well just throw some more of my junk out there. If nothing else, reading about my “jackedupness” might help you feel better about yourself and […]


I’m almost embarrassed to write this blog. This story began in August of 2007 when I bought my first Treo. I loved my first Treo but after 4 days in my possession (for reasons purely outside of my control) it died. I’ve paid for Verizon insurance for all these years for a reason and now […]


Is anyone else out there in denial that Christmas is ALREADY upon us this year?  I mean, really… I haven’t even gotten around to working on my New Year’s resolutions for 2008 and I just got a gym flyer in the mail for 2009!  I guess I’d better get moving since now I only have […]


Yes, I know I have been MIA on the blog front this week.  You have my most sincere apologies.  I did, kind of, give you forewarning so you really can’t complain too much.  Remember?  I told you I was taking a stroll down the vampire trail… All is well now.  I am back. It is […]


Not too long ago I almost spat in the face of an anorexic, blonde wench that lived next door to me. I don’t remember what exactly she said that nearly sent my hand flying at her face, but it was something to the effect of, “I hope you find someone that will marry you, since […]